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President Gives Masterclass in Writing… Assaultive, Murderous Writing

he is picking up the slack from our school's curricula The President has begun offering a masterclass in expository writing. What with the Department of Education being dissolved before our eyes, President Trump is doing us a favor, really. Here's a transcript from an elementary school

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Study Reveals Autism Cure: Punching RFK Jr. in the Face

autism cure is surprisingly simple A joint study out of Shangri-La Polytechnic Institute and the University of Atlantis-Brigadoon has concluded that no cases of autism persist after patients punch Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the face. We do not suggest people punch RFK Jr. without his consent. However, we do

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Government Rebranding Continues

What’s in a name? Late Friday, after an Oval Office presentation to the press discussing the new secondary name "Department of War" for the former Department of Defense by the President and Secretary of War for Pete Hegseth, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced further secondary

10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night

by David August

Canada Invasion CP small group

signal is the place for tea

Winnie the Coup and the Elongated Muskrat Bulldoze the Gubment

a fake children’s story I made up off the top of my head

White House Announces Name Change of U.S.A. to W.S.C.F

White Supremacist Christo Fascistland is a clearer moniker for the country

Supreme Court In Ashes

highest court’s building destroyed, possible drone attack

Guilloteen

revolutionary fashion

Ted Sarandos’ Trouser Triggered Tragedy

Legwear and Loss: A Tragic Tale Surrounding Ted Sarandos and Netflix

How to Avoid Guillotine Wrist

repetitive stress injuries can be a real problem

Orca Pushes Iger Out in Hostile Bid

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